Dear Arthur:
There is a squirrel in the tree in my yard. He keeps throwing nuts at me. He’s really mean, too - he says things like “Why don’t you come when you’re called, you Cocker Spaniel!” and “You smell like Shih Tzu!”
This is what he looks like:
What should I do? All the other Airedales on Facebook are laughing at me and calling me “Wilbur!”
Signed
Tostito El Frado the WonderDale
Dear Tostito:
With your stupid name you deserve to be abused.
However, before you run off to join the circus as a clown, you need to get your game face on and put him in his place.
Try this one:
If that doesn’t work, you can borrow this:
I have found this particularly effective in resolving problems with neighbours. It shoots bath bubbles; most everyone runs off because they think they'll get a bath any moment.
Hope this helps. If it doesn't, I really don't care much.
Sincerely yours, Arthur TheBad Airedale
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